Total Medals Earned: 145 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,120 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Finish level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 11
Pass level 16
Pass level 22 using balloons!
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 11/44 (105/500 points)
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/110 points)
Beat all Regular levels
Get at least 3 stars on each Challenge level
Beat all Hardcore levels
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/355 points)
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
complete story on easy difficulty
you are a bad boy Arthur
complete story on normal difficulty
exercise is good for your health
complete story on hard difficulty
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
